H.R.E.N.28: Turnip Adventures of the 44th Good Root Disciples

The Regiment of the 44th Good Root Disciples was formed partly because of the unfortunate demise of the 43rd regiment, and partly because of the Shooting Star that crossed the skies over Cist a long, long time ago (likely last March).

After the star had appeared, myriad (around 12) cults argued what it really was, each coming up with their own interpretation. They were ready to take up arms to prove they were right, and the resulting kerfuffle was later (April at the latest) known as the Idiotic Schism.

This is the story of the 44th Good Root Disciples, and their adventures in the distant land of Ptui.

44th Good Root Disciples

 

"44th Good Root Disciples pledge their arms to the defence of Geets.

Our fathers died for hopeless causes, our grandfathers died for hopeless causes, and 43 Good Root Disciple regiments before us died for hopeless causes, and so we would gladly die for a hopeless cause as well. Our Banner may be Black like our Hope for Victory, but our Hearts are True.

Geets Shall Stand! Cukier Krzepi!"

--- ensign Barszcz, in the name of lieutenant Moszcz, who is currently suffering from a severe case of indigestion